WHAT A DAY
I just have to document the day we had on Saturday. Damien was allocated the task of finishing the window sills in the conservatory. I was watching the kids. At about midday I thought I'd be brave and take the kids and the dog to the local woods for a walk. Let's create the scene. Cold and wet outside, kids bundled up in warm clothes with wellie boots on. Off we go! First off Nathan is screaming because he wants to hold the lead for Jock. Then when I give in and let him hold it he starts screaming because Jock is becoming strong and is pulling him down the road. Eventually after about 1/2 a mile we get to the woods and come to the duck pond. Thin layer of ice on the pond but at least the kids are happy and start throwing stones into the pond. You can imagine what happens next. Nathan gets too close and falls in head first into the pond! Lies there screaming. Dominic see's a crocodile (not a real one but a piece of wood) and starts screaming CROCODILE CROCODILE. Nathan's eyeballs just about pop out of his head. I manage to drag him out wet and screaming. Jock is barking like crazy and Dominic is still going on about the crocodile. What do I do? I strip the poor kid of all his clothes and wrap him up in my coat. I then have to bribe Dominic with all the treats and sweets in the world to get him to carry Nathan's wet clothes while I carry Nathan and still hold the lead for Jock. Please remember that I'm 8 months pregnant and get out of breath walking up the stairs never mind walk half a mile back home!
We finally made it albeit with me nearly having a nervous breakdown banging on the front door shouting for Damien. We put Nathan in the shower and as Damien takes him out (he's still crying by the way) he starts weeing all over the bathroom. I eventually calm him down and get him into bed for his afternoon kip! Half an hour later I hear him calling me. I go upstairs and to my horror he's taken his nappy off, done a pooh and has proceeded to wipe the contents all over his bed! Cue me freaking out. Clean it all up and go downstairs. Nathan disappears for about an hour so I go upstairs to find him. Hooray he's only found my box's of sanitary pads and poured them all over the bed, taken off the adhesives and stuck them all over the show!
If I don't write this down to remember and laugh about it one day than I never will.





